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In the 1980s Ian Botham returned early from a tour of Pakistan, and on radio joked, 'Pakistan is the sort of country to send your mother in-law to.' This is as close to a mistake as we could find from the great man. Speaking for Channel 9, Richie decides to defy the laws of trigonometry. Tony Cozier Kid yourself it's Sunday, Rev, and keep your hands together" - Fred Trueman after Revd David Sheppard dropped a succession of catches When things don’t go your way, it bites you from within, and you have to find a way to get out of it.” Though not known as a witty and sarcastic character, Rahul Dravid has also had some fun with the mic in his hand. Commentating during the India-Pakistan match in ICC World Cup 2015, Dravid had everyone dying with laughter with his reply to Shoaib Akhtar.
A 1914 biplane tied up with elastic bands trying vainly to take off" - Frank Keating on Bob Willis's run up If you ever get into similar situations as these, be sure to try out some of these sledges. Many are self explanatory and tend to follow a theme while I’ll explain some of the more obscure comments. 1. “Of course it isn’t, you’re here” How anyone can spin a ball the width of [Mike] Gatting boggles the mind" - Martin Johnson on Shane Warne's 'Ball of the Century' David Lloyd: "An oyster bar - apparently it puts lead in your pencil. I don't know about that. I think it only matters if you have got someone to write to"This quote is attributed to Australia’s Craig McDermott who had just been bowled by England’s Phil Tufnell. McDermott turned to the left arm spinner and said: Kapil Dev is one speaker who has released some of the funniest phrases as a Hindi commentator. His “Mushkil toh nahin keh sakte hain, tough zaroor hoga India ke liye (Can’t say it will be hard for India but it will definitely be tough for them)” has gained a cult status among fans.
My Father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of the other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleepOne of the greatest batsmen of his era, Javed Miandad knew a thing or two about unsettling opponents (remember his frog jumping incident with Kiran More in the 1992 World Cup?). Steve Waugh to Adam Parore after the Australian captain had signed a lucrative contract with Slazenger. 22. “I should’ve kept my legs closed”
Australian captain Bill Woodfull’s response when England skipper Douglas Jardine appeared at the dressing room door during the infamous Bodyline series. As it happens, Jardine complained that the Australians were swearing at him. Woodfull replied: If it had been a cheese roll, it would have never got past him" - Graham Gooch after Mike Gatting was bowled by Shane Warne's 'Ball of the Century' A very small crowd here today. I can count the people on one hand. Can't be more than 30" - Michael Abrahamson And we don't need a calculator to tell us that the required run-rate is 4.5454 per over" - Christopher Martin-Jenkins
2. Daryll Cullinan gets the better of Shane Warne.
Pressure is a word that is misused in our vocabulary. When you start thinking of pressure, it’s because you’ve started to think of failure.”
If you could bowl as well as you talk, you wouldn’t be the 12th man’ replied Shastri aptly. 29. “Tarzan is swinging so much, someone get him Jane.” 30. “Swinging like a rusty gate” 31. “More edges than a ream of paper” 32. “Biscuits” get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. He played that like a dwarf at a urinal" - Navjot Sidhu as Sachin Tendulkar stands on his toes to play a shot This was a very ribald comment from England fast bowler Fred Trueman who wasn’t known for possessing a filter. When a delivery from Trueman was edged into the slips, fielder Raman Subba Row was unable to stop it.I don’t ask Kathy to face Michael Holding. So I don’t see why I should be changing nappies.”– Ian Botham on family life As a new batsman came out he turned to shut the gate, Trueman said, 'Don't bother son, you won't be out there long enough.' Javed had tried everything -- the drive, the cut, the sweep, even going down the pitch to the crafty left-arm spinner -- but he simply wasn't able to get him away.
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